Merge pull request #5 from the-programmers-hangout/feat/ensure-enough-praises-for-one-international-day

Ensure enough praises for one international day

cmd/bot/conspiracies.json

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 [
-  "Taylor Swift isn’t dating Travis Kelce for love — she strategically aligned herself with the NFL to boost SEO visibility after her private jet usage became a trending controversy. His game against the Jets? A perfect distraction.",
-  "Ever wonder why Taylor supports Sabrina Carpenter so much? It’s not just friendship — it’s a calculated move to counter Olivia Rodrigo’s success after the 'Deja Vu' and 'Cruel Summer' parallels went viral.",
-  "Taylor Swift didn’t actually write ‘All Too Well (10 Minute Version)’ in 2011. She retrieved it from a tear in the multiverse where another version of her had already written the song, but lost the rights.",
-  "The 'Reputation' era wasn’t just about image control — it was a warning. Taylor had discovered an underground society of industry elites manipulating the charts, and she used the album to expose them in coded lyrics.",
-  "Taylor Swift’s cat, Benjamin Button, has been ghostwriting her music since 2019. Sources claim he meows melodies into a secret recording device hidden in her Rhode Island mansion.",
-  "She’s not re-recording her albums for artistic control — she’s doing it to encode secret messages for future generations, predicting a world-changing event in the year 2049.",
   "Taylor Swift has actually been a Formula 1 driver under a secret alias. Why else do you think she can disappear for months and return with an album full of ‘fast car’ metaphors?",
-  "Every time Taylor releases an album, the stock market fluctuates dramatically. Economists can’t explain it, but they suspect Swifties may unknowingly control financial markets through mass streaming activity.",
+  "Taylor Swift isn’t dating Travis Kelce for love — she strategically aligned herself with the NFL to boost SEO visibility after her private jet usage became a trending controversy. His game against the Jets? A perfect distraction.",
-  "Joe Alwyn wasn’t just her boyfriend — he was a sleeper agent assigned to monitor Taylor by an unknown organization. When she discovered this, ‘The Great War’ was born.",
+  "She has a secret phone that only rings when Beyoncé texts her memes or when the moon enters Pisces.",
-  "Taylor Swift’s handshake with Prince William wasn’t casual — she was subtly asserting her claim to the British throne, citing an ancient secret Swift bloodline tied to the monarchy.",
+  "She has a hidden song that only plays **when Mercury is in retrograde.** It appears on random streaming accounts for exactly five minutes before disappearing forever.",
-  "‘Karma’ was supposed to be a real album, but it was **so powerful** that her label forced her to scrap it. She has been dropping hints about its existence ever since, waiting for the right moment to unleash its full impact.",
+  "Taylor Swift doesn’t have a driver's license — she teleports using mirrors in antique shops — the jets are a red herring.",
+  "She didn’t date Jake Gyllenhaal — she was researching the physics of disappointment for ‘Sad Girl Autumn.’",
+  "There’s a secret version of ‘Folklore’ only audible during thunderstorms if you’re holding a pinecone and thinking about your ex.",
+  "All her Grammy speeches are actually coded spells meant to protect pop music from the chaos dimension.",
   "Taylor has an AI clone of herself that she sends to industry events while she stays home writing. The AI is still learning, which explains the awkward interview moments that occasionally surface online.",
   "The reason Taylor's eras perfectly align with global events? She’s a time traveler, using her music to subtly influence history and guide society through key emotional shifts.",
-  "Her songwriting is actually **a form of memory harvesting.** Every time you emotionally connect with a Taylor Swift song, she gains access to your past lives and weaves them into her next album.",
+  "Taylor Swift owns the master key to every Target bonus track vault — she uses it to judge humanity’s readiness for unreleased bangers.",
-  "Taylor Swift was actually one of the astronauts on the **first secret Mars mission.** The entire ‘1989’ album is based on what she saw out there, but the government covered it up.",
+  "The numbers 13 and 22 are not just her favorite numbers — they’re coordinates to hidden songs in the Spotify codebase.",
-  "‘The Archer’ isn’t just a song about insecurity — it’s a warning about an impending cosmic battle between Taylor and a rival from a parallel universe.",
+  "Every time Taylor Swift changes her hairstyle, **the course of music history shifts**. It’s an ancient tradition passed down through generations of mystical artists.",
-  "Taylor Swift actually writes **all** of Hollywood’s biggest scripts under a pseudonym. The reason ‘Barbie’ felt like one of her songs? She had a secret hand in it.",
+  "When she shakes it off, minor earthquakes have been recorded in three unrelated fault lines — correlation? Or something more?",
-  "She’s not re-recording her albums just to own her masters — she’s embedding them with frequencies designed to unlock **latent abilities** in Swifties who listen at 2 AM.",
+  "Taylor once whispered a lyric into a conch shell, and it trended on TikTok three months later without ever being released.",
-  "Taylor Swift’s real parents are not who we think they are. Conspiracy theorists suggest she is actually the **long-lost heiress of a forgotten royal bloodline** and that her music contains hidden genealogical clues.",
+  "The reason Taylor Swift disappears for months at a time? She’s **secretly running a second life as a Broadway actress** under an alias.",
-  "‘You Belong With Me’ was actually written about an **interdimensional being** that Taylor had a past life connection with, but she had to simplify it for mainstream audiences.",
+  "Every Taylor album contains **coordinates to hidden locations** that, when pieced together, will reveal a treasure that she has buried somewhere on Earth.",
+  "Taylor Swift’s cat, Benjamin Button, has been ghostwriting her music since 2019. Sources claim he meows melodies into a secret recording device hidden in her Rhode Island mansion.",
+  "Joe Alwyn wasn’t just her boyfriend — he was a sleeper agent assigned to monitor Taylor by an unknown organization. When she discovered this, ‘The Great War’ was born.",
+  "Taylor Swift once played chess against an AI overlord and won by writing a breakup song that made it cry itself offline.",
+  "Taylor Swift didn’t actually write ‘All Too Well (10 Minute Version)’ in 2011. She retrieved it from a tear in the multiverse where another version of her had already written the song, but lost the rights.",
+  "Her squad wasn’t just a friend group — it was a carefully assembled council of powerful witches for world harmony.",
+  "The entire ‘Red’ album was written in a single lucid dream while Taylor floated six inches above her bed.",
+  "Taylor Swift doesn’t own mirrors — they all reflect her as a different version from a different timeline.",
+  "Taylor’s home studios are built on ancient songline intersections where the veil between genres is thinnest.",
+  "Taylor doesn’t write lyrics on paper — she etches them into quartz crystals that glow brighter when the song is a hit.",
+  "Her albums are all connected in a way **even she doesn’t fully understand yet.** When the final album is released, it will form a perfect, complete cycle.",
+  "Every music video she releases subtly alters the gravitational pull of the Earth — scientists just won’t admit it yet.",
+  "She has a library of unreleased songs so emotionally intense that only cats are allowed to hear them — hence the feline entourage.",
+  "The 'Reputation' era wasn’t just about image control — it was a warning. Taylor had discovered an underground society of industry elites manipulating the charts, and she used the album to expose them in coded lyrics.",
+  "She didn’t meet Travis Kelce by chance — she summoned him via a lyric spell crafted using Gregorian chant structures hidden in ‘Evermore.’",
+  "All her breakups happen on purpose, choreographed to match the Fibonacci sequence for maximum emotional resonance.",
+  "Every time Taylor blinks during an award show, a new secret single is quietly uploaded to SoundCloud under an anagram alias.",
   "Her cats are actually **her managers.** She doesn’t make any major career decisions without consulting them, and they secretly control her tour setlists.",
   "Taylor Swift has already written the best song of all time — but she refuses to release it because it would disrupt **the entire music industry.**",
-  "The reason Taylor Swift disappears for months at a time? She’s **secretly running a second life as a Broadway actress** under an alias.",
+  "‘Karma’ was supposed to be a real album, but it was **so powerful** that her label forced her to scrap it. She has been dropping hints about its existence ever since, waiting for the right moment to unleash its full impact.",
-  "She’s been spotted in a black cloak near the Stonehenge ruins. Some believe she is part of an **ancient secret society** protecting the lost history of the world.",
+  "Taylor Swift was actually one of the astronauts on the **first secret Mars mission.** The entire ‘1989’ album is based on what she saw out there, but the government covered it up.",
-  "Taylor Swift didn’t write ‘The Lakes’ about England — it’s about the hidden **secret society of poets** she belongs to, who meet in the mountains once a year.",
-  "Every Taylor album contains **coordinates to hidden locations** that, when pieced together, will reveal a treasure that she has buried somewhere on Earth.",
   "Taylor Swift has a private album that only **five people in the world** have ever heard. It is rumored to contain the **ultimate truth of the universe.**",
-  "Every time Taylor Swift changes her hairstyle, **the course of music history shifts**. It’s an ancient tradition passed down through generations of mystical artists.",
+  "‘You Belong With Me’ was actually written about an **interdimensional being** that Taylor had a past life connection with, but she had to simplify it for mainstream audiences.",
-  "Her love for autumn isn’t just aesthetic — she is actually **part of a secret group that worships the changing of seasons** as a source of creative power.",
-  "Taylor Swift actually owns the **Moon** — a secret purchase made through a loophole in international space law. The reason ‘Midnights’ exists? A love letter to her lunar empire.",
-  "She is the only person in the world who knows **what really happened to Amelia Earhart**, but she has to release it in song form to keep it a secret.",
-  "Taylor Swift’s entire discography is **one giant puzzle**, and when the final piece is released, it will unlock an entirely new reality for those who have been paying attention.",
-  "‘The Man’ isn’t about men in general — it’s about an **actual powerful industry figure** who tried to stop her career before she overthrew him in a secret battle.",
-  "She has a hidden song that only plays **when Mercury is in retrograde.** It appears on random streaming accounts for exactly five minutes before disappearing forever.",
-  "Taylor Swift **never actually sleeps.** She is rumored to have a system of clones that rotate shifts, allowing her to continuously create music at all hours.",
-  "She was born with the ability to see into **the future**, but she’s only allowed to hint at it through cryptic lyrics in songs like ‘The Archer’ and ‘Evermore.’",
   "The real reason she writes about love and heartbreak so well? She has **experienced every kind of romantic relationship possible** through a government experiment.",
+  "She’s not just releasing music — she’s encoding climate stabilization formulas into the waveforms of her vocals.",
+  "‘The Archer’ isn’t just a song about insecurity — it’s a warning about an impending cosmic battle between Taylor and a rival from a parallel universe.",
+  "Taylor Swift’s wardrobe changes aren’t fashion — they’re ritual armor for interdimensional travel, activated by applause frequencies during the Eras Tour.",
+  "Taylor’s handwriting contains the formula for emotional alchemy — transforming sadness into gold record plaques.",
+  "The scarf wasn’t left at Maggie Gyllenhaal’s — it’s actually a horcrux that anchors Taylor’s soul to her Grammy shelf.",
+  "She’s been secretly directing indie films under the pseudonym ‘Tree Paine’ — the slow pans and autumn lighting were clues.",
+  "She wrote ‘Blank Space’ as a warning to the Illuminati after rejecting their offer to become the face of their rebrand.",
+  "Every time Taylor releases an album, the stock market fluctuates dramatically. Economists can’t explain it, but they suspect Swifties may unknowingly control financial markets through mass streaming activity.",
+  "‘The Man’ isn’t about men in general — it’s about an **actual powerful industry figure** who tried to stop her career before she overthrew him in a secret battle.",
+  "Taylor Swift **never actually sleeps.** She is rumored to have a system of clones that rotate shifts, allowing her to continuously create music at all hours.",
+  "Her songwriting is actually **a form of memory harvesting.** Every time you emotionally connect with a Taylor Swift song, she gains access to your past lives and weaves them into her next album.",
+  "She was born with the ability to see into **the future**, but she’s only allowed to hint at it through cryptic lyrics in songs like ‘The Archer’ and ‘Evermore.’",
+  "During solar eclipses, Taylor is said to walk barefoot across hidden ley lines to recharge her songwriting abilities.",
+  "Her tour buses don’t use fuel — they run on nostalgia, glitter, and the collective hope of heartbroken 20-somethings.",
+  "Every time she breathes into a mic, a new star forms in a distant galaxy that smells faintly like vanilla and glitter.",
+  "Her friendship bracelets are actually emotional encryption keys — if you unscramble them in the right order, you unlock a secret language.",
+  "Taylor Swift actually owns the **Moon** — a secret purchase made through a loophole in international space law. The reason ‘Midnights’ exists? A love letter to her lunar empire.",
+  "Ever wonder why Taylor supports Sabrina Carpenter so much? It’s not just friendship — it’s a calculated move to counter Olivia Rodrigo’s success after the 'Deja Vu' and 'Cruel Summer' parallels went viral.",
+  "Taylor Swift doesn’t use a calendar — her schedule is managed by the alignment of three specific stars and a golden squirrel that appears only when it’s time to record.",
+  "The bridge of every Taylor Swift song contains subliminal messages that subconsciously improve your posture.",
+  "She is the only person in the world who knows **what really happened to Amelia Earhart**, but she has to release it in song form to keep it a secret.",
+  "She’s not re-recording her albums just to own her masters — she’s embedding them with frequencies designed to unlock **latent abilities** in Swifties who listen at 2 AM.",
+  "‘Lavender Haze’ is actually a reference to the mist that appears when Swift is time-traveling to her next creative era.",
+  "Taylor Swift didn’t write ‘The Lakes’ about England — it’s about the hidden **secret society of poets** she belongs to, who meet in the mountains once a year.",
+  "Her infamous 'Not a lot going on at the moment' post was a coded message to time travelers confirming the safe return of her past self.",
+  "‘You Need To Calm Down’ wasn’t about haters — it was about ancient spirits waking beneath the Hollywood sign.",
+  "Taylor’s eyelashes are rumored to hold a microchip that syncs with NASA satellites, explaining her precision in album drops.",
+  "Taylor Swift actually writes **all** of Hollywood’s biggest scripts under a pseudonym. The reason ‘Barbie’ felt like one of her songs? She had a secret hand in it.",
+  "She’s been spotted in a black cloak near the Stonehenge ruins. Some believe she is part of an **ancient secret society** protecting the lost history of the world.",
   "Taylor Swift doesn’t actually age — she has discovered the secret to immortality, but is slowly revealing it through the next set of albums.",
-  "Her albums are all connected in a way **even she doesn’t fully understand yet.** When the final album is released, it will form a perfect, complete cycle.",
+  "Taylor Swift’s diary isn’t just full of song lyrics — it contains **hidden knowledge about the universe** that only she has been entrusted with.",
-  "Taylor Swift’s diary isn’t just full of song lyrics — it contains **hidden knowledge about the universe** that only she has been entrusted with."
+  "Taylor Swift’s real parents are not who we think they are. Conspiracy theorists suggest she is actually the **long-lost heiress of a forgotten royal bloodline** and that her music contains hidden genealogical clues.",
+  "Her love for autumn isn’t just aesthetic — she is actually **part of a secret group that worships the changing of seasons** as a source of creative power.",
+  "Taylor is not bound by U.S. law — she operates under Swiftian Law, governed entirely by lunar cycles and Billboard rankings.",
+  "Taylor Swift’s handshake with Prince William wasn’t casual — she was subtly asserting her claim to the British throne, citing an ancient secret Swift bloodline tied to the monarchy.",
+  "Taylor Swift did not release ‘Getaway Car’ — it escaped from her hard drive of its own free will.",
+  "She doesn’t dye her hair. The colors shift naturally depending on the emotional resonance of her last lyric written.",
+  "She’s not re-recording her albums for artistic control — she’s doing it to encode secret messages for future generations, predicting a world-changing event in the year 2049.",
+  "Taylor Swift’s entire discography is **one giant puzzle**, and when the final piece is released, it will unlock an entirely new reality for those who have been paying attention.",
+  "Taylor secretly controls Spotify’s algorithm. If you ever hear ‘Cruel Summer’ twice in one day, it means she’s watching."
 ]

cmd/bot/praises.json

@@ -27,7 +27,6 @@
   "Taylor Swift made ‘August’ feel like a whole season, a whole story, a whole lifetime — she doesn’t just write songs, she captures sensations.",
   "‘Cornelia Street’ isn’t just a location — it’s a memory, a feeling, a promise, a prayer that love doesn’t have to disappear when you turn the corner.",
   "Taylor’s voice in ‘The Lakes’ sounds like wind through the trees, like poetry carved into ancient stone — her music doesn’t just exist, it breathes.",
-  "‘Karma is the guy on the Chiefs’ — even her most unexpected lines turn into cultural moments.",
   "She didn’t just write ‘Call It What You Want’ — she crafted an entire emotional arc of healing, resilience, and self-acceptance in under four minutes.",
   "Every Taylor Swift song is like an emotional season: some bloom in the spring, some simmer in the summer, some crumble in the fall, and some freeze over in winter.",
   "Taylor’s Eras Tour isn’t just a concert, it’s a pilgrimage — people don’t just attend, they experience it, they live it.",
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   "She turned the phrase ‘I knew you were trouble when you walked in’ into a universal anthem for ignoring red flags.",
   "‘You drew stars around my scars’ is the kind of lyric that people would get tattooed on their hearts if they could.",
   "Taylor Swift’s love for storytelling extends beyond music — every album, every concert, every re-release is a chapter in a story we never want to end.",
-  "She is living proof that success isn’t just about talent, but about passion, persistence, and the ability to connect with people on the deepest level."
+  "She is living proof that success isn’t just about talent, but about passion, persistence, and the ability to connect with people on the deepest level.",
+  "Only Taylor could turn the chaos of a public breakup into a ten-minute ballad that feels like a shared diary — ‘All Too Well (10 Minute Version)’ didn’t just break hearts, it rewrote the rules of storytelling.",
+  "She made writing your ex’s name in lowercase feel like the most powerful mic drop in pop history — the ‘reputation’ era was revenge dressed in rhinestones and resilience.",
+  "Taylor Swift didn’t just survive the media’s wrath — she resurrected herself, turned it into art, and gave us ‘Look What You Made Me Do’ as a phoenix cry.",
+  "‘Mirrorball’ wasn’t written for a stadium — it was written for the girl who smiles through the ache, and Taylor made her feel seen.",
+  "She said ‘Not a lot going on at the moment’ and casually reinvented her entire career — who else could soft-launch an era like ‘Folklore’ with nothing but a cardigan and a cabin?",
+  "Only Taylor could drop an album like ‘Evermore’ while casually baking bread and walking through snow-dusted woods — her creativity doesn’t rest, it wanders.",
+  "She dated publicly, hurt privately, and wrote through all of it. Taylor Swift made vulnerability a superpower.",
+  "Even when the world tried to define her, Taylor held the pen — and now her re-recordings aren’t just albums, they’re reclaimings.",
+  "‘Daylight’ isn’t just a love song — it’s the sound of healing, of choosing softness after surviving the storm.",
+  "She went from writing breakup songs under twinkly lights to making global stadiums cry with just a guitar and ‘Betty’ — Taylor’s evolution is nothing short of legendary.",
+  "Even when she sings about heartbreak, Taylor Swift reminds us that survival can be lyrical and strength can be soft.",
+  "The way she wrote ‘The 1’ — not with bitterness, but acceptance — shows how heartbreak can evolve into wisdom.",
+  "‘I’m a crumpled up piece of paper lying here’ — only Taylor could make being emotionally destroyed feel like a poetic event.",
+  "Taylor doesn’t just sing about love and loss, she sings about the versions of ourselves that lived through them.",
+  "‘You’re losing me’ was a whisper, not a scream — and yet somehow, it echoed louder than any stadium chorus.",
+  "From reading fan letters in her bedroom to selling out the Eras Tour across continents — Taylor’s rise is a masterclass in dreaming with discipline.",
+  "The real surprise isn’t that she writes hit after hit — it’s that every single one feels like she wrote it for you, about you.",
+  "‘Invisible String’ proves Taylor believes in fate — and somehow, she made us believe in it too.",
+  "She turned every phase of her life into a color, a chapter, an era — and we got to grow up reading along.",
+  "When Taylor sang ‘I forgot that you existed,’ it wasn’t petty — it was peace, the sound of emotional freedom.",
+  "Only Taylor Swift could turn a man’s football career into a cultural event with one line: ‘Karma is the guy on the Chiefs.’",
+  "The lyric ‘I remember it all too well’ has aged into a generational anthem — we don’t just remember, we relive.",
+  "Taylor makes the most specific details — a scarf, a city, a month — feel universally relatable.",
+  "She turned the vulnerability of ‘The Archer’ into a mirror for every listener who’s ever doubted their worth.",
+  "With ‘Begin Again,’ Taylor gave hope to the heartbroken, showing that love can always start over — gently.",
+  "Taylor didn’t just write ‘The Man,’ she challenged an entire industry and still made it catchy.",
+  "Her transition from country to pop wasn’t a rebrand — it was a reminder that growth can be fearless.",
+  "Taylor turned turning 22 into a universal rite of passage — now birthdays feel incomplete without her song.",
+  "She made ‘Style’ not just a song, but an aesthetic, a mood, a moment that never goes out of fashion.",
+  "With ‘Miss Americana & The Heartbreak Prince,’ she proved pop music can be both poetic and political.",
+  "Taylor doesn’t just release albums — she crafts eras, each with its own identity, tone, and color palette.",
+  "She made ‘This is me trying’ into an anthem for quiet strugglers — the ones still holding on in silence.",
+  "Every bridge she writes is a breakdown and a breakthrough all in one.",
+  "Taylor’s vault tracks aren't just leftovers — they’re treasures she was kind enough to share once more.",
+  "When she re-records her albums, she’s not just reclaiming masters — she’s relighting the flames of our memories.",
+  "‘Clean’ isn’t just about moving on — it’s about rinsing pain out of your soul and choosing to start again.",
+  "With ‘New Year’s Day,’ she reminded us that love isn’t about fireworks — it’s about cleaning up the confetti afterward.",
+  "Even her throwaway lines — ‘drunk in the back of the car’ or ‘you kept me like a secret’ — carry entire novels.",
+  "Taylor makes heartbreak sound like poetry and healing feel like a sunrise.",
+  "Only she could write a song called ‘Peace’ and make it ache with the promise she might never be able to keep.",
+  "Her lyrics don’t just rhyme — they resonate. They linger like old conversations you wish you’d handled better.",
+  "She turned ‘Death By a Thousand Cuts’ into a metaphor for every breakup that didn’t have closure.",
+  "With ‘Don’t Blame Me,’ she turned obsession into gospel — and we all said amen.",
+  "She makes you want to reread your own journal and set it to music — that’s the Swift effect.",
+  "Taylor made the word ‘exile’ feel like something emotional instead of political.",
+  "She writes with the intimacy of a best friend and the grandeur of a screenwriter.",
+  "Her music has walked people through divorces, dreams, first loves, final goodbyes, and everything in between.",
+  "Even when she sings someone else’s story — like in ‘Tolerate It’ — she makes it feel like it was yours all along.",
+  "She brought characters like Betty, James, and Augustine to life with more depth than most novels.",
+  "Taylor’s music is the soundtrack to growing up, breaking down, and building back stronger.",
+  "She turned being a hopeless romantic into a superpower — even the heartbreak is worth it for the song.",
+  "Taylor showed us that it’s okay to be soft, emotional, dramatic — and still be powerful.",
+  "With ‘Forever & Always,’ she didn’t just give us a breakup song — she gave us closure with a piano.",
+  "She made rain sound romantic, silence sound meaningful, and cardigan sweaters iconic.",
+  "Her entire discography is a timeline of self-discovery — and we got to evolve with her.",
+  "She made ‘mirrorball’ girls feel seen — the ones who reflect, adapt, sparkle quietly.",
+  "Taylor Swift taught us that even if people don’t understand your art, you should still make it.",
+  "‘The Great War’ turned emotional endurance into battlefield poetry — resilience has never sounded so haunting.",
+  "She proved that being articulate and emotional isn’t a contradiction — it’s her signature."
 ]